But it has to be done in Vermont. I've tried the New York thing. It didn't work for me. Not to mention that I enjoy answering the door with a Glock on my belt.
And until I get sick of this arrangement, not to be less than some reasonable amount of product. And I retain complete creative control.
This offer stands for five business days --after which it will be targeted to all other networks, and to the exclusion of Comedy Central.
I propose that we do a weekend show. Fri-Sun. There is too much important stuff happening on the weekends that is not being covered.
I will be marketing my offensiveness this way: "Jesus H. Christ...[shaking head]" "Jesus H. Christ is right! As a matter of fact..." It's a winner. (Unless such marketing should no longer be necessary at that time. Point is, we can explain away whatever perceived liability. It's a simple marketing issue.)
Any interested parties may contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org .