American Christian churches are morally bankrupt, intellectually misguided, and spiritually rudderless.

They will be swept away. Good riddance.

More Moral Rot in Your Hallowed Institutions.

"An Ivy League business school professor is in federal custody for allegedly having videos of himself engaging in sexual acts with children, ABC News has learned."

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This article is worth reading.

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William F. Buckley, Jr is neither intelligent nor eloquent.

That's just the product he's selling.

[loud, strained whisper] He works for the CIA.

A miracle happened here! Our homeland was exposed as a Frankenstein's Monster!

"The Israeli army was accused of opening fire on crowds of unarmed, veiled women in Gaza yesterday, leaving two dead and a dozen injured."

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Yay, Israel!

No. Trust me; it was the failed vision of these Trotskyite Jews.

"As Iraq slips further into chaos, the war's neoconservative boosters have turned sharply on the Bush administration, charging that their grand designs have been undermined by White House incompetence. In a series of exclusive interviews, Richard Perle, Kenneth Adelman, David Frum, and others play the blame game with shocking frankness. Target No. 1: the president himself."

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Badly played, I'll say. The execution was faithful to the flawed vision.

""I underestimated the depravity," Perle says now, adding that total defeat—an American withdrawal that leaves Iraq as an anarchic "failed state"—is not yet inevitable but is becoming more likely. "And then," says Perle, "you'll get all the mayhem that the world is capable of creating.""

Yeah, like the erasing of your energy outpost.

""And if he, too, had his time over, Adelman says, "I would write an article that would be skeptical over whether there would be a performance that would be good enough to implement our policy. The policy can be absolutely right, and noble, beneficial, but if you can't execute it, it's useless, just useless."

It wasn't right, noble, or beneficial. It was typical Jew shiny-penny talk.

""Richard Perle: "Huge mistakes were made, and I want to be very clear on this: They were not made by neoconservatives, who had almost no voice in what happened, and certainly almost no voice in what happened after the downfall of the regime in Baghdad. I'm getting damn tired of being described as an architect of the war. I was in favor of bringing down Saddam. Nobody said, 'Go design the campaign to do that.' I had no responsibility for that.""

As an architect of this mess, you will receive the world's punishment.

"Eliot Cohen: ...The best news is that the United States remains a healthy, vibrant, vigorous society."

This society has been destroyed. It's bankrupted, both monetarily and morally. You have erected a police state. The United States is now a failed war-making society and will be dismantled by the world. Thanks to you. You will be punished.

These Jews were the sophistic architects of this mess. They will be punished.

Make no mistake: Bad philosophy yields bad results.

The true targets of the world's rage are these sophists.

[loud, strained whisper] This means he is no longer is control of the military.

"Just days after President Bush publicly affirmed Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's job security through the end of his term, a family of publications catering to the military will publish an editorial calling for the defense secretary's removal."

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And before you write your column...

You do realize that debating _whether_ 9-11 was an inside job, is no longer...au courant...

Why is everyone a comedian now?

That Ann Coulter, the one who has (had) a job because her bosses knew that dirty-footed men would want to put their cum in her, claimed the defense --or was afforded the defense-- of comedic hyperbole. She's not funny. She's no comedian. Or...comedienne...as Mike Douglas may have introduced her...

That Macacawitz, up on stage, making like he's just killing, busting a gut over his own Macaca joke. Har dee har har. Joke's on you.

Everyone in the Bush Administration is just such the comedian. And they all laugh at their own non-funny jokes, providing the laugh track.

And now Kerry claims to have botched a "joke." (I'm still not sure what's going on here.)

Dammit all, if you people want to claim to be a comedian, you go get up on stage --in front of a bunch of pissed off people who want nothing more than to hate you. Figure it out as you go. Try baking a cake when you don't even know what a cake is.

If you come out of that being funny, alive, and with your self-esteem intact, then you get to call yourself a comedian.

What you're doing is not comedy. And I will not allow you to debase this profession. ...Any more than it can be, that is...

United States

You should regard the "United States" not as some happy land, Lee Greenwood, paragon of somethingness.

It is a collection of legal mechanisms. Nothing else.

You owe it no allegiance other than what it deserves.

And it has no moral claim to any.

And a moral claim to observance is the basis of all law.

Which is something many of you well-heeled types have forgotten.

And to the states and localities...

I will point out that when the "Feds" claim the power to militarize the streets without state or local interference, they mean to say that any such state or local effort to repulse such a force will not find favor within the federal legal system.

Everyone knows the federal legal system is obscenely deranged. So one's "crime" --whatever it may be-- cannot be a damning indictment.

In an age of information, all trials are public trials. Remember that. In the court of public opinion, the charge would never stick. Because everyone hates the Feds. And everyone knows the legal system is murderously deranged.

It's easy to beat that rap: You're defending your citizens from a hijacked executive. You're actually doing the Feds a favor...you see...you are alerting them to the fact that their legal system has been hijacked. You're the good guy.

(And I will remind you that since the organized militia's original purpose was to aid the United States as well as to protect from its derangements, the Feds have no claim to its sole exercise.)

I will be making some changes at Comedy Central.

As the Chief Executive Officer of CKPI Industries LLC, I have enfolded Comedy Central into my empire.

I get all that good programming. And Viacom gets nothing.

To the myopic, distinctly unfunny suit who declined to deliver a television show to me --probably because I make disparaging comments about Jews (in addition to reminding them of their status as Beings of Light, might I add)-- to that person let it be known that you are to vacate my office immediately. If this was a concensus decision --all the rage in today's "Not Me!" atmosphere of responsibility-- then you are all fired. I just get a bigger office, is all.

I hereby consent to employees uttering --upon passing any affected offices-- "Sheesh! I don't know why this guy is still in Chris' office. Doesn't he get it? Chris wins."

It's actually OK with me if we leave the clips off You Tube LLC, the wholly owned subsidiary of CIA Search Engine, Google, LLC.

More later.

CKPI

Bring it on.

"The Bush Junta has quietly "tooled up" to utilize the U.S. military in engaging American dissidents after the next big crisis, with a frightening and overlooked piece of legislation that was passed alongside the Military Commissions Act, which greases the skids for armed confrontation and abolishes posse comitatus."

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Bring it on. We've got justice on our side. ...And an army of some one hundred million...

That's a lot.

I'm getting tired of the whole exposing hypocrisy thing. Can I do some shit jokes now?

"In an interview with MSNBC, influential US evangelist Reverend Ted Haggard has admitted to purchasing illegal drugs from a male prostitute, but denied using them."

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Yup. I'm going to place myself in legal jeopardy by buying illegal drugs and then not bother using them.

"Haggard also admitted to leaving voice mail messages for prostitute Michael Jones and receiving a massage from his accuser. He contended that he first met the man through a hotel referral for a masseuse."

OK... This type of "masseuse" does not get referrals from hotel concierges. In the gay world, "masseuses" advertise in alt-weeklies and gay newspapers. It is kind of...understood...that there will be jerking off or some pole smoking or even worse after the "massage." And I'm guessing that the...Reverend...Haggard sought out a male prostitute as opposed to a more respectable female prostitute because the male one had...the equipment...he wanted. Get it?

I'm getting sick of this. Why can't everyone just be a proud fag-ridiculing, nigger-hating anti-semite? It's a very no-bullshit existence, you know. And everyone's better for it...

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This is how you sell things to customers.

You take your product --the one that has already been fabricated, the one you already have sitting on the shelf, needing selling-- and you package it according to the likely needs and desires of your target market.

The salesman asks himself this question: "Need an energy outpost?" Yes.

"What are its characteristics? What are the characteristics of the product?" It must be located in the center of a global power locus.

"How does one --at the force of arms-- create such an outpost?" Make it seem desirable... To the Arabs? No... They already own the energy... Who else could we sell it to? The Jews?

"But how? And why?" These Holy books of theirs --the ones we laugh at-- mention something about a homeland... What if we position this as their homeland? That may work... They've been pissed on for so long that they'll love the idea...

"Yes. It's the homeland. But how do we sell it to the world? The establishment of the homeland might seem a bit out of the blue... In a show, there must always be a reason for everything...

"How do we generate the support for such a thing?" We'll employ the theatric device known as pathos. Properly and not hamhandedly done, pathos will let the director get away with _anything_...

"But how to generate the pathos?" Here's one sure-fire way...

Kill a lot of them.

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I know more about the history of your "homeland" than you do --the important stuff, anyway. That's because I have viewed it impassively, as the student of geopolitics would. No religious fervor, no tears streaming down my face, but a cigarette in one hand and flipping the pages of a book with the other.

If you care to study the matter, you will find that The Hitler was financed by moneychangers. You know, the people to whom an additional shiny penny warrants killing your brothers.

You will find chicanery in the declined offers to provide safe passage of Jews from eastern Europe during that dark reign. The offers were declined, well, for obvious reasons...

The architects and beneficiaries of Israel are not Jewish. And they needed your brothers dead for...structural...purposes.

Your brothers died not so that you could have a homeland, but so that the product could be positioned as your homeland.

Simple geopolitics. Simple theater.

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Nice product you got there... 9-11 actor and all... And your people are right back where you started... But now there's a new generation to hate Israel and, by extension, you.

Your purchase got you nothing and will likely cost you much.

Your brothers died so that someone could make more money.

At no time was the homeland part ever relevant.

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These things happen to the best of us...

I am a confessed weirdo.

Anyday, 2003:

Chris: "You know... Electronic voting machines are not a bright idea. I know something about computers. Someone could easily change the tally and you would never know."

Other Person: "Why so much kookie talk all the time? You're such a weirdo who probably believes in other outlandish stuff like that someone might want to rule the world or something. What planet are you from? We should lock you up."

Why bother?

Assuming that your vote is even counted,

1. Corporate attorneys write the legislation that gets voted on sight unseen.

2. Intelligence agencies maintain dossiers on legislators, and use that information to blackmail them.

3. Intelligence agencies eliminate uncooperative legislators, such as Wellstone.

4. There has been an unseemly melding of the legal mechanisms of United States Government LLC with the legal mechanisms of other corporations. That is, officials act sometimes in their capacity as representatives of United States Government LLC and sometimes as representatives of other corporations. And to the people, all these actions appear to be the actions of the United States.

The entire system is a fraud.

I do not necessarily advocate dropping out of the system, but I will point out that voting registers only one thing: your faith in --and desire to participate in-- this fraud, the fruits of which are barbarity and human misery. Nothing else.

C'mon, everyone! Let's vote!

"It seems there's a little yellow button on the back of every touch-screen computer made by Sequoia Voting Systems, that allows any voter, or poll worker, or precinct inspector to set the system into 'Manual Mode' allowing them to cast as many votes as they want."

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Hi. Welcome to your no-man's-land.

We now have rank-and-file government employees who are openly ignoring instructions of the Bush Administration.

Attorneys have advised government employees that to carry out Bush Administration policy makes them complicit with War Criminals, and places them in legal jeopardy.

They're following the S.O.P.: "What to do in case senior officials are revealed as War Criminals."

These employees cannot be terminated for their refusal to execute these orders. Their jobs are safe.