Saturday, September 16, 2006

May I gently inquire into why Comedy Central's shit never works?

I need to be able to watch Colbert's and Stewart's material.

Yes. I now condescend to turn on that fucking Lie Machine, but solely for the purpose of watching those two shows each evening.

But I like to refer to the videos on the Comedy Central website.

Half aren't there. Half of the ones that are there don't work. The ones that do work don't really work, because the files are encoded at five quadrillion kilobits per second.

Your salvation lies in not half-assing things.