[Chris on stage, fully hammered by this time]
"So I was watching JewNews last night..." [Clucking and nervous looking-around from the audience] "I'm sorry. I won't...be doing that...again. ...I was watching the Fox News Channel last night..." [Sighs of relief from the audience as I'm now using the right words]
"So yeah...I see they've got a new studio...in the White House." [Chuckles from the audience despite themselves]
"I guess they're layin claim to their bitch. Make sure he doesn't go cucka now. You know, ruin the whole thing."
